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Grease

Verb.

To jib a rail with your shred stick in a steezy manner.
Hey Local Dan, you greased that double kink.
by soupman673 March 12, 2008
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Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey
Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still
by FairyWings November 2, 2004
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Grease Monkey

Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.
Emma Staunton

"Go grease lightning"

"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"

"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009
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Greaseball

Tom: Hey greaseball! Want a haircut?
Greaser: You're so square!
by Thoboi August 13, 2018
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Vaginal Grease

Cum that's from a womans vagina.
Your vagina has so much Vaginal Grease in it.
by MattAW August 15, 2007
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Grease 2

A cheesey rip-off of the woderful 1979 GREASE.
It pretty much repeats the same story over, except the guy is Australlian and the girl is a Pink Lady wannabe. I'm serious. They try waaaaaay too hard to be cool. An actual extract from one of the songs, with a pink lady solo:
"The Pink Lady plege: To act coooooool, to look cooooool, and to beeeeeeeee coooooool! To death do us part! Think! Pink!"
-Grease 2
Who says "Think pink" anymore? Barbie, maybe. But not the Pink Ladies.
And one more thing:
The T-Birds TRY OUT for the TALENT SHOW!!!!!
The T-Birds would NEVER audition for a Talent Show, that's one thing I have for sure.
Grease 2 is not as good as Grease.
by IsThisCleverEnough? March 13, 2009
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Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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