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how old 60 year old men flirt to little girl monkeys; a sign of extreme boredom; me and my friend making a gigantic as ____word during lunch time on a Monday
Old 60 year old man: hey baby monkey~ you look so funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Baby Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh what the fu-
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Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky
by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026
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dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !
by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009
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Ghoulishly Funky

The state of being both Ghoulish (spooky yet interesting) and Funky at the same time. Giving off a spooky yet funkadelic vibe.
Back in the 70s, Dracula had an afro and was Ghoulishly Funky.
by TheFiend138 September 6, 2020
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The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.
by crap house hose May 3, 2021
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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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