Father

Never heard of him. Isn't he a mythical being?
Other names: dad, milk buyer, mythical creature.

Man, my fathers still lookin for milk.

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

by jhghfjm gcbfvnbfcjdhrsxdcghbjk May 3, 2023

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Founding Fathers

The ones who did treason against england

The relevant statute is the sedition Act 1661, which states is a criminal offence

our founding fathers of the united states did treason

by JFK. November 15, 2021