An Eye for an Ear

Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.

Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?

by RandomMoron June 4, 2021

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ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

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ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017

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Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

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Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

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