donkey plunder

Donkey Plunder: The act of stealing an ass. A crude term referencing anal rape. The slang terms generates from DONKEY also known as an ASS & PLUNDER as know as stealing.

Leonard the molester learned the how it felt to be on the other end of a donkey plunder when serving time in state prison.

by Anal Knievel September 11, 2013

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.

"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"

by J-Kat October 13, 2011

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up

Bella has a major donkey

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Donkey Sanchez

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....

Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez

by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008

donkey style

A sexual act wherein the adult male places luggage on the adult female's back before mounting her doggy style.

Ryan: "Hey Rico, have you seen my Sampsonite suitcase?"
Rico: "Oh yeah, I put it on my wife last night."
Ryan: "Nice! Donkey Style!"
Rico: "Yeah, Zazzy let's me do whatever I want on Friday nights."
Ryan: "TGIF, my man!"
Rico: "Desaint!" (See urban dictionary definition for "desaint")

by ryan doolittle September 27, 2007

Burning Donkey

A burning donkey is when two individuals ingage in anal sex using "ICY HOT" as an anal lube, And then perform a "Donkey Punch".

See Donkey Punch for further Definition.

"Last week I met up with that whore whisper and whiped ICY HOT on the condom before I ass fucked her, im sure it burned like a mother fucker, so to make her forget about the pain in her ass, I Donkey Punched her, I guess you could say I gave her a Burning Donkey ."

by Johnny Do Gooder September 6, 2006