crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
by Bad C dev November 10, 2024
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Crystal Cock

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."
by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020
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CRYSTALLIZED

When someone has been drawn by the famous e Instagram account @badcrystalart
@badcrystalart has tagged you in a post, omg I’ve been crystallized
by Josiahvandien December 09, 2021
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Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.
Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
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Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
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