chris crocker

A hilarious gay Youtube star. Became famous after his 'Leave brittany alone!' Video, in which he cryed and yelled at brittany haters, who were bashing brittany's VMA comeback performance. Honestly thinks he's female. Usually draws disgust from viewers, but also draws laughter.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.

Person 1 (Chris fan): Did you see Chris Crocker's new video on youtube?
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-

by orgasmicforyogos May 13, 2008

croch slot

a gurl/or a gay guy.Termonology is used as a reference to either one that likes it up the bum.

"gamil is a croch slot"

by chester December 3, 2003

CrocSnap

Any of various large aquatic reptiles, chiefly of the genus Crocodylus, native to tropical and subtropical regions and having thick, armorlike skin and long tapering jaws used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event.

"Man did you just see that CrocSnap in the during 'Smack That'... those hot Brisbane boys are such dope dancers"

by Rachel Rice May 30, 2007

Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes

Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"

by Jeasussson February 4, 2010

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

crocoholic

Someone who cannot stop buying Crocs.

My wife cannot pass a Crocs store without buying at least one pair. She is such a crocoholic!

by Married to a chrocoholic July 1, 2011

crocahaulic

a person who is obssesed with croc brand shoes

" my wife was raggin me for buying another pair of those plastic shoes, she says i'm a real crocahaulic"

by pitch1970 November 19, 2011