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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.
man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
by ToeName August 17, 2018
mugGet the cooter macemug.

wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina
you seem like a wooter cooter
by hiitbemeyooo May 14, 2018
mugGet the wooter cootermug.

cooter conked

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
by MissouriBound January 28, 2024
mugGet the cooter conkedmug.

cooter hickey

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘
Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"
by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021
mugGet the cooter hickeymug.

Cooter

by Brandon crocs December 1, 2019
mugGet the Cootermug.

cooter scootin

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."
by goiterbomber April 13, 2014
mugGet the cooter scootinmug.

tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
mugGet the tooter in the cootermug.

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