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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021
mugGet the Coochie-conomymug.

Coochie

Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”

Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Damn bro you got a coochie??
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
mugGet the Coochiemug.

Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.
Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020
mugGet the Coochie tonguemug.

Coochie

by Instagram_lilcloudxx June 16, 2020
mugGet the Coochiemug.

BC Coochie Bong

A sexual act where the man packs a bowl of BC bud in the girls anal cavity. Keeping his lips fixated on her coochie, he burns the bud thoroughly. He then pulls out the butt plug bowl full of BC bud and inhales the smoke through her coochie and blows it into her mouth.
"Brad texted me asking to try the BC coochie bong, I had no idea what it was so I agreed. HOLY SHIT it was amazing though talk about pineapple express"
by tomkinahan June 12, 2020
mugGet the BC Coochie Bongmug.

Coochie Demise

I walked in there and immediately smelled that coochie demise.
by Sleepingdoggg June 20, 2024
mugGet the Coochie Demisemug.

Seasoned Coochie

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”
by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025
mugGet the Seasoned Coochiemug.

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