Chalanting

(Verb) Giving a fuck about things; genuinely having a care about matters

I like my men when they are chalanting.

by fireflies11 August 11, 2025

Chalant

(of a person or manner) feeling or appearing not casual nor calm and relaxed; displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm.

My friend is a chalant person

by Ld12043541 August 21, 2025

chalk it

slang for "stop it" or "cut it out"

A: yo lowkey the teacher kinda fine bro
B: yo chalk it chalk it

by gemKrusher November 10, 2025

Chalantness

The exact opposite of nonchalant

They don't respect the chalantness of this place!

by BV, XS, CK December 13, 2025

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

talk chalk

A webcomic by St. Fallen about the lives of 8 pieces of chalk, that talk. talkchalk.wordpress.com

"did you read that new webcomic talk chalk?"
"what?"

"talk chalk, did you read it?"
"what?"
"fag."

by stfallen August 21, 2009

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010