the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.
"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
by Horny Heaven December 27, 2006
verb
The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
by CancerFTC October 05, 2009
We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
by Don Karta October 19, 2007
Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.
by Ex-Telemarketer June 02, 2004
by Don Karta October 11, 2007
A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
by John asdfaa January 25, 2009
by Herombe is obamas father May 27, 2018