block captain

The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police

Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.

by cfromstl June 28, 2006

Captain Tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.

John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.

by uber great August 26, 2007

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Captain Wang

a definition of a horrible, idiotic volleyball captain

Stop being a Captain Wang and lead the team right.

by ehongsterr January 6, 2010

Captain Forehead

Guy with a giant forehead.

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.

by mrkic May 25, 2009

Captain NO SLEEVES

A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.

Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.

by I stole this shirt from Frank December 22, 2010

Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008