sewer butt

The term used when you have excessive gas and/or bowel movements that smells like raw sewage.

Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!

by T.Pruitt January 15, 2015

Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions September 8, 2015

Honey Butt Beerios

The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.

Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.

by Chadass December 4, 2015

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

butt strip

Term used when waxing to describe the wax applied around your anus during a Brazilian wax.

Please spread your cheeks, I'm going to do your butt strip now.

by PeaTram June 19, 2016

Butt weld

The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.

"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."

by Only gone and done it May 31, 2016