Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”
Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”
Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”
Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
Get the bullshit whistlemug. by Lane Pussy May 4, 2023
Get the Frivolous Bullshitmug. When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.
by bsullivann March 5, 2024
Get the Bullshit Classmug. a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
Get the bullshiteermug. by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023
Get the bullshitmug. When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
Get the Bullshit Testosteronemug. John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.
by John gotti June 24, 2023
Get the you be with the bullshitmug.