Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.

Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.

by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017

Bawd

How my friend Erika says the word bad.

"I stayed up 10 minutes past my bedtime to read my book about church! Arent i bawd?"

by LOLZZZZZDOPE December 25, 2008

Brad

A Brad is terrible in bed. And generally has a less-than-average sized penguin dick, which is disappointing because his large ego gives high expectations, which are not met. If you meet a Brad, you should avoid the Brad.

Katie: "I hooked up with that Brad last night."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."

by hornyandangry October 4, 2010

bradders

a man possesing 'golden balls', to fix anything upon contact

Tim: I cant get an erection!
Dave : let me rub it for you..........
Tim: Holy crap its worked!!! A FOUR INCH MONSTER!
Dave: Pulled a Bradders!! Touch it.. and it works!

by Ron Burgundys ball sack May 17, 2007

Puke ng ina naman brad!

A phrase frequently used by most Filipinos when they are mad.

Puke - Pussy
ng - of
ina - a mother
naman - "it is"
brad! - BRO!

PUKE NG INA NAMAN BRAD! Why did you steal my girlfreand bro?!

by batangtondo October 9, 2011

Tamer Brad

Waaah..such a sweet guy. Really..hes like the brother I never had. He can be a bastard..but most of the time you deserve it. He loves cute bey girls...and guys. Hes really awesome..and I shall one day kidnap him..I mean meet him. He loves beyblade and Gackt. Malice Mizer also owns his soul.

I luff j00 so very much!

by Arthur Sloane December 16, 2004

bradding

The act (or even art, some would say) of chatjacking a status update or post on any social networking site. The chatjacking can be any conversation (intelligent or otherwise) or even just spam. Bradding results in very pissed off people who find their inboxes full of meaningless updates that need to be deleted.

Bradding is a form of trolling.

Dammit! I leave Facebook alone for two days and I come back to find my status bradded!

by Mainerd August 20, 2010