mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.

charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried

by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019

shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016

Bro-Blast

A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.

I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.

by Helpmethisisnotajokeiambeinghe August 30, 2021

Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them

Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"

by Clean21 May 1, 2008

pit blasting

The surprise tickling of the armpits. Especially when forceful, brief, and unwelcome.

The peace talks were derailed by the Sudanese Ambassador's incessant pit blasting.

by MagicBucket August 26, 2016

Blast-Tastic

(adj.) Incredibly amazing, great, or epic.

Wow, that party was blast-tastic!!!!!

by BlastTastic June 27, 2014

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"

by egbb June 3, 2015