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Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.
The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.
by dorkmier September 3, 2016
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I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.
by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015
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Blam bake

A bunch of sweaty, hot cowboys at a Northeast, Ohio party
There are so many hot hard cowboys at this wild wild blam bake
by Cowboyluke May 8, 2018
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Twice Baked

A potato with cheese that you order while eating at an overpriced, mediocre restaurant. Also can mean eating out a girl while she farts on you.
Jon, you totally just twice baked Sara
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
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Baking Soda Brigade

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.
by AdamLuke July 9, 2010
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Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
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