April 13th

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

by terranze October 20, 2019

April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life

Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?

by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020

April 30

National Kickass day
Kick someone's ass and tell them to pass it on.

*kicks ass*
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Bro, it's April 30th, go and kick someone else's ass"

by rivstur April 25, 2020

April 30th

National be with your girlfriend day! At this day your girlfriend and you can chill, watch a movie or celebrate something. Just remember to make your favorite food

“Sorry bro, it’s April 30th, I’m going to my girlfriend and have a great day”

by Thecoolgirlthathasaboyfriend March 15, 2020

25 of April

Its the day the most sweet, funny, emotional, beautiful, kind and smart girl has her birthday. She might be an alien but she is perfect

"Is it the 25 of April?"
"Yes, its my babys' birthday"

by TheBestWhiteRapperSOUR October 21, 2019

april 1st

my birthday.

if my birthday is april 1st, then my life and existence is a joke. hooray.

:' )

Person 1: Hey. Did you know that person *points to that random person* was born on April 1st?
Person 2: OMG, really? I can't believe their life and existence is a joke. Too bad for them.

by worldahyun November 2, 2019

April 18th

THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

You were born on April 18th?

Please make out with me.

by qalactiix June 8, 2021