Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Poon Flipping

When you do shrooms and dxm. Makes you trip like your life depends on it. You will feel the power of gods and see the temple of knowledge.

"Oh my god this mixture is amazing. What did you call it?"

"Poon Flipping"

by The Poonwizard April 28, 2021

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

plethora of poon

A place where there are lots of hot girls

I went to a party last night and there was a plethora of poon

by Jordi Rosadio April 27, 2008

Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022