Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.

"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

Wonderous

Great, spectacular, lovable, and happt

"A walk on the beach would be wonderous !!"

by Baby Maddi✨💫 May 24, 2017

wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016

Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.

"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*

by VexTopsyTurver5000SloppyToppy May 23, 2023

Wonder Hole

Another name for a vagina. It describes the darkest, largest, and deepest hole in the world., big enough for a lot of men.

Dude: I wish I could be able to see a wonder hole.
Dude 2: Only in your dreams.

by mbruh1 October 12, 2023

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

A person who is deaf

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

by Blaster One July 16, 2010

One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022