Wilson

guys that are name “wilson” seem to be someone with a badass attitude, but in person they are just an innocent angel.

(girl) oh have you heard of the new boy at our school??

(girl) nooo?? but who is he?

(girl) wilson!

(girl) oh! he must be a BADASS huh?

(girl) you see it yourself, there he comes.

(girl) oh… that’s an baby “wilson” i see..

by yourmaid.com April 9, 2022

wilson

someone with a badass name but a baby face

(girl) thought his name was like batman, but is a hello kitty after all. that’s one sure innocent wilson.

by yourmaid.com April 9, 2022

Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.

He’s such a wilson!

by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022

Wilsonville High school

A school filled with gang bangers, gays, and terrorists. Has had 3 school shooting threats in the last year, most teachers are either liberals or really chill. Lizards sometimes drag kids into the basements, counselors try to act like they care but they really don't nor do half the administration, the bathrooms always smell like shit there has been 30,000 dollars worth of damages in those bathrooms and kids are constantly vaping or smoking weed there are tranni bathrooms that are mainly used for sex, smoking, or taking the meanest shits. But besides that, its just normal high school, hard, annoying, long, and fun at times. And if your on the football team your pretty much going to have the american high school expierence of parties, lifting, teamwork, and hanging out with the bros.

Kid a: Oh you go to wilsonville high school!
Kid b: yes, sadly.

by ligmaharrylegs April 25, 2022

wesson

a gun made by the company Smith & Wesson

Don't fight with me or you'll meet my wesson.

by the adoption agency May 1, 2022

wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022

Wilson

An absolute ass. Throws bricks when he's angry, aimed at you. Every sentence he says contains 50 swearwords. Hits you so hard that you cry. Tries to impale you with a really pointy stick when he gets the chance. Someone who everyone hates.

"It's Wilson, run away quickly before he sees you,"
"Aah, it's Wilson with a brick!"

by ⠀ June 6, 2022