When you're sitting down in the shower and puke on your own dick, the force of which causing you to simultaneously shit yourself.
"Hey, what'd you do last weekend?"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
by AECH.exe December 30, 2024
One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?
Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 24, 2024
by Anonymoose3103 January 04, 2024
A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
by doom sargeant February 14, 2011