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Rainbow Unicorn

"Rainbow Unicorn"
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.
I just spent 4 hours nonstop cleaning my house, and now it smells like a rainbow unicorn! Yay!
by kikishort January 6, 2012
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Chocolate Unicorn

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
by Crippled127 October 4, 2011
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Unicorn-Job

Someome fucking another person(s) with a party hat on their forehead.
Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
by buttssssssssssssssssssssssssss October 10, 2008
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Unicorn Sweat

Spooge, Man Juice, Jizz, Soldiers, Ejaculate of the Male persuasion
Dont drink the jar marked unicorn sweat, I couldnt find a tissue and tha baby food jar is all that was around
by nipplezdaclown September 13, 2009
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Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Pappy Unicorn

It is a derogatory term for people who have autism. The word Pappy is a term that means braindead and unicorn show how retarded one is.
Look at that idiot over there! He’s such a pappy unicorn
by Vyable October 5, 2019
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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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