Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
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Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
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Ultimate Sigmatron

A serious infection that inflames the air sacs in one or both lungs, typically presents with a constellation of respiratory and systemic symptoms. One of the hallmark indicators is a persistent cough, which may be dry or produce phlegm that ranges from clear to yellow or greenish in color. This cough is often accompanied by shortness of breath, even with minimal exertion, and a sharp or stabbing chest pain that worsens with deep breathing or coughing. These symptoms emerge as the alveoli fill with fluid or pus, impairing the lungs' ability to facilitate efficient gas exchange.

Systemic manifestations of it can be equally debilitating. Patients frequently experience a sudden onset of fever, often high and accompanied by chills and profuse sweating. Fatigue is pervasive and may be profound, accompanied by weakness, headaches, and muscle aches, reflecting the body’s immune response to the infection. In some cases, particularly in older adults or those with compromised immune systems, pneumonia may present more subtly, with confusion, lower-than-normal body temperature, and a general decline in functional capacity, rather than overt respiratory distress.
600lb basement warrior: Woah that like, totally makes you an Ultimate Sigmatron!!
Anthropromorphic anorexia victim: Thanks dude (his undersized ribcage clogs his airway which leads him to become an ultimate sigmatron.)
by CrippledWeasel99 April 12, 2025
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ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.
June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships
by hypolimnion August 30, 2023
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Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.
The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian
I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG
by BFG holder April 05, 2023
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ultimate dab speed

When you start dabbing with all power and speed
Oh shoot he going ultimate dab speed.
by miztercrazy September 13, 2016
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