Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!

by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008

Tucker Tucks

Tucker Tucks refer to shoelaces tied into a knot, then folded under the parallel shoelaces in front of it. These are good for those people who tie there shoes extra tight and don't want droopy laces.

Nelson: My laces are always dragging on the ground! I wish I could find a solution.

Leonard: Here try tucking them under like me! You will never have to face droopy laces again with Tucker Tucks!

by Eric the bunter April 26, 2012

tuckerboner

A massive erection over 3 times the size of its normal erect size

Man, I have such a bad tuckerboner right now

by Pen15SwagYolo March 14, 2015

Tucker

A greasy redneck that freaks out over nothing and smashes beer bottles on his friends cars

Q- hey tucker I'm sorry I spilled a drink on your floor
Tucker- fuck you bitch I'm gonna deck you in the jaw
Q- I'd love to see you do it

by Womenrespecter69 August 22, 2017

Tucker

to be very awkward around girls

wow, that boy is very tucker around her.

by Calhooon September 5, 2017

Tuckerbag

A girl with a good body but a rather unfortunate face that must be covered with a brown paper bag in order to successfully engage in coitus. In reference to the now defunct Australian supermarket chain 'Tuckerbag' whose mascot was an animated brown paper bag.

So are you going to fuck her?

I would but she's a bit of a Tuckerbag

by Dirtysanchez4urmum December 10, 2017

tucker

a tucker is a common name for a dog or a boy but if you have someone in your life that is a real man (boy) he might just be a dog

girl 1: oml did you hear about jessie
girl 2: no why?
girl 1: she is dating tucker!
girl 2:what no way does she know he is a dog?

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 27, 2018