a toothpaste hangover is when you just brushed your teeth and then you go and have some food/drink and it taste horrible b/c of the toothpaste.
by heartbroken13 July 13, 2011
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John: Why is that girl crying?
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
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The act of toothbrushing is when your significant other gives you a hand job and he or she uses your dick as if it were a toothbrush and proceeds to swish it around their mouth or a blow job.
Example of toothbrushing
John:hey Janie did you brush your teeth?
Janie: Uh no I ran out of toothpaste.
John:don't worry I have some.
John:hey Janie did you brush your teeth?
Janie: Uh no I ran out of toothpaste.
John:don't worry I have some.
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I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
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Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
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