block captain

The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police

Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.

by cfromstl June 28, 2006

Captain Tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.

John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.

by uber great August 26, 2007

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Captain Fagtastic

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.

"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."

by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

by qtpm February 26, 2019

Underpants Captain

In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012

cum captain

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.

Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.

by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018