Bling Blang Ross

A cat that walks on two legs and fails to die

did Bling Blang Ross just fucked that spider?!?!?

by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Hugo Ross Wilson

Someone who isn’t funny. Very, very unfunny

Also a bit of a twat (not my drilla)

Hey look at him, he’s so annoying and irrelevant

Oh yh like a Hugo Ross Wilson

by Alexander pop October 08, 2019

On John Ross 365

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes

Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it

by Leyton Richland November 19, 2020

Lofton Ross

He is a cool guy who is athletic,good at fortnite,nice to be around and shy at first but if you get to know him he is a loud dumbass but in a good way

The word or name “Lofton Ross” is a proper noun

by Idonthaveaname November 06, 2018

Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)

Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies

by heyitzcam December 15, 2021

Rossed

When something is done incorrectly or in a dangerous and ill thought, life threatening way. With the combination of brute force.

Dave: That girl can't walk straight
Mike: yeah, she's been rossed

by hcdefinition February 29, 2012