threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill

Since it is pitch black outside joey is going treadmilling

by SHMEAL ickbaharack March 29, 2009

threap

to get mad at

I was playing the word game with Elena, and i won cuz this is a word, so she got threaped at me.

by dptheodore134235 October 25, 2010

Treader

As in " Dont tread in me". A Treader is someone that believes they will have to rise up against the government with their AK47s and protect all of the other CNN watching bootlickers from the same people that faked the moon landing. They also say 'murica!

I found out he was a Treader when he showed me his stash of guns with Fox news blaring in the background.

by BecauseUnicorns April 15, 2020

Triple Threat Sundae

The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.

Mitch: Alright I took my shit!

Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!

Mitch: No...of course not!

Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?

Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!

Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!

Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!

Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.

by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011

Double Threat

The act of consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana collectively. See also ; 'twisted'

Tonight man, we have to chill and double threat. Just getting drunk won't do it for me. Let's get twisted!

by Shaggyisabamf April 26, 2011