Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

Bullshit Bitch

Someone who keeps/can't stop screwing up, or constantly hurts others.

She tries to help but all she does is bring everyone down. She is such a bullshit bitch.

by Proxxy October 7, 2017

Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

Bullshit Good

A place, experience, person or food that is/was beyond good. So good, that it needs bullshit in front of the word good just to describe how good it is/was.

"How good was that banana bread this morning?"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"

"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"

"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"

by NatalieH March 6, 2019

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65

by uttabull March 24, 2023

Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.

The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021

Bullshit

A bull 🐂 that had a shit💩

This large mass too a big steamin bullshit.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021