Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

mexi-flu

hangover

He had the mexi-flu. He was very sick. And he was alone.

by Ninja-katten May 5, 2009

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

by thepigboy May 12, 2009

Beaver Flu

Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).

"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."

by High Pitch November 9, 2006

Swag Flu

the part of a hangover during which you are still drunk

"I'm good now, but when this swag flu wears off..."

by 2rocaround July 25, 2014

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014