A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
Get the Musty Postmug. A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
Get the Promiscuous Postmug. Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012
Get the ass postmug. by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
Get the Light Postmug. Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.
Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
by Saucypan May 21, 2019
Get the BILY Postmug. When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s postmug. by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
Get the Post Malonalisamug.