Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009

ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 September 7, 2016

BILY Post

Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.

Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.

by Saucypan May 21, 2019

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

Post Malonalisa

One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever

Just google it

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa

by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018