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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
mugGet the New York Flu Like Symptomsmug.

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get
I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.
by Mindesten September 15, 2020
mugGet the dyke flumug.

fentanyl flu

Illness from smoking fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.
She has fentanyl flu.
by gcate March 1, 2025
mugGet the fentanyl flumug.

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024
mugGet the Flu Nutmug.

Flu-Pocalypse

The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.
During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!
by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025
mugGet the Flu-Pocalypsemug.

Maithri Flu

A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.
A: Hi did you go to Maithri this year ?

B: Yes I have Maithri Flu now.
by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022
mugGet the Maithri Flumug.

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.
by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021
mugGet the Flu Shotmug.

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