Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
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