A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)
by Calooch March 05, 2008
Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.
Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!
by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016
by ZeMasterDouche September 15, 2008
An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 22, 2011
Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
by hindenburg II March 22, 2010
My negros.
While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:
"Money grows on trees."
Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?
"Money grows on trees."
Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?
by Arnold Schwarze Nigger July 01, 2022