Stinger rule

To stop smoking a joint or blunt when it becomes too short of a roach. To the point where it starts to sting the fingers.

I go by the stinger rule, I’m off of that blunt

by Mattaroni December 5, 2018

Anaconda Rule

When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.

Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.

by prinmare November 12, 2009

Rule 007

Rule to being awesome. If you wear a cool shirt you are obeying Rule 007.

You look cool in that skull shirt!

Thanks, just obeying Rule 007!

by Gwibft September 2, 2013

motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

by r1thm September 4, 2020

the only rule

If it can be taken advantage of, it will be taken advantage of.

The only reason that people get caught for insider trading is the only Rule.

by Semsolk December 8, 2017

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Rule 55

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020