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no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you
melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool
by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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Object fool

object fool is a show where you act like a fool!!
Eucerin: welcome to object fool where you act like a fool!!
by decgh February 28, 2024
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fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.
Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!
by bigfootballz April 6, 2009
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Jaunty Fool

Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."

Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.

Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
by Jousty King November 24, 2021
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April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.
Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day
by ('v') April 1, 2021
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