Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

The Spitting Dragon

During intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face

The spitting dragon

by KasperReinkeGG December 5, 2015

Sitting Bull

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across his own cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Pocahontas."

Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I stuck my fingers right deep in her and wore that shit like Sitting Bull!

by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011

synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

Taylor Swifting

1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.

1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"

by Nitro Man March 15, 2009

Swifting

to go from relationship to relatinship, like taylor swift.

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.

by honhonhonhuehue December 6, 2014

skitting

to move quickly around a surface.

"My food is skitting all over the plate."

by KatieMorag July 30, 2016