swift akan

Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD

"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"

by Pedro bigno de las vegas February 27, 2017

taylor swift

the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it

my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock

by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

taylor swift

is the music industry, nothing else to say oh and the prettiest person that ever existed

person 1: oh do you listen do you listen yo taylor swift ?

person 2: OH MY GOD yes i do, do you?

person 1: HOLY GROUNG YES CAN YOU MARRY ME-HEE-HEEEE

by IFUCKINLOVEYOUTAYLOR June 4, 2021

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021