squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Squirting

When you stimulate both a female's clitoris and G-spot (found about an inch inside the vagina, on the upper wall) at the same time.

Squirting doesn't happen to everyone. It's estimated that only 10-50 percent of females can actually squirt, and there's nothing wrong with you if you can't.

The liquid that comes out of you when squirting isn't just pee. It does contain some pee but it also has prostatic-specific antigen, produced by the skene's glands.

"I squirted for the first time last night, squirting is the best!"

by 691414 April 12, 2023

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman

I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover

by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025

Squirt

The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.

Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.

by PenisPapi June 1, 2022

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022