Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.

I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Taco squat

When a female gamer teabags you after being killed.

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.

by Feldokkon January 9, 2019

squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.

I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.

by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021