The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 26, 2011
by CockedBlock69 March 13, 2018
a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017
1) Wank for 10minutes
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 26, 2016