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Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?
by Gwizzle1 September 4, 2022
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Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022
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southern rite

You dare...
This. The that, but not That, nor certainly...fuck you gimme a dead gun already, how dare you challenge the Way of the Lord! Sou...you commin' on to Me? Semantics...southern rite. I guess...
by Herlingaer November 3, 2022
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southern peach

Southern peach….

Is a first name to start. Space between and all.

She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.

She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.

That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.

No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.

She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.

Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.

If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.

She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.

She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
Fuck southern peach is here. Who is she.
by Noordhoff November 22, 2022
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Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.
(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality
by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022
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southern apology

Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.
Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.
by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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