Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

sister slapper

When you live in Alabama and have incestual interactions with your sister.

You must be a sister slapper because you and your sister had sex last night!

by EVIL Ma January 12, 2019

I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014

slappy happy

The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).

Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.

by B-RAM May 1, 2006

slapper dink

A dumb ass; Goof ball; shit head..

Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK!
Poopin' on a crapper stink
Lickin' on a boo da baw day
A fuckin' bone slappin' just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day
I said Poop.... stains, don't run in the rain
They just flip on a flappity doo
A fuckin' bone slappin just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day.

by Rormiester October 9, 2007

pimp slapp'd

A quick backhand to forehand slap across the face.

Nigga, y'all just got PIMP SLAPP'D!!!!

by JACK BAUER June 28, 2003