Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

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Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023

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Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

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Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

by Just... January 25, 2022

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Simon Lebatt

mr funny man hes the big funny the biggest funny ever and if you don't believe me go to his place of residence uninvited enter his home see the funnies for yourself

Man mr funny man Simon Lebatt is so funny im going to put a pipe bomb in his mailbox

by The mr man December 1, 2021

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