Shrimped

When you are feeling shrimp fried.

Man I'm feeling shrimped rn.

by LilMackin July 28, 2021

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

Shrimped

The ultimate mastery of anything.

“Dang bro he isn’t just goated he is Shrimped”

by Muk August 26, 2019

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 7, 2017

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025