St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.
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Get the Sebastian Nunez mug.Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.
He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.
His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.
Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.
His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.
Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.
Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.
I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.
I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.
11:11
Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.
I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.
I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.
11:11
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(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.
(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.
"Oh shit, It's Sebastian. We gotta go, Marline. Hold down the fort for us and hold on for your dear life, Iceberg right ahead!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"
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Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
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Get the Sebastian mug.A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.
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