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A place for people who are forced by the government to attend. Full of idiots who claim to be unappreciated for their 'ideas' and claim we are all brainwashed dummies. Unfortunately the smart kids are left unacknowledged and bored until year 12, bored of learning the same thing over and over again, called hypocritical names time and time again. In reality it all sucks.
Bobby:School is shit.
Jason: I agree.
Teacher: You guys are so negative. School is great!
by Sombrero Snake November 6, 2018
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School is great if u want the closest thing to hell where you basically want to punch someone
Fuck me im in school
by cdickson2222 November 10, 2018
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It’s a slaughterhouse for children, children get neglected by their teachers and monitors. Another definition: HELL.
Children are neglected in this jail for about 6-8 hours. May god be with all of us
Math is mental abuse in school
English is not English in school
by naira.a12 November 11, 2018
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-Wow, you seem depressed, what’s wrong with you?
-School.
-Oh I feel you man.
by Dumb ass shit bitch November 11, 2018
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I can't wait to go to school, where I will be mentally exhausted for 8 hours a day, as well as an additional burning of the midnight oil to study and do homework, for 18 years straight! I'm so excited!
by ImBoredSoHelpMe July 10, 2017
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Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
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