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Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!
by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008
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Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.
This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.
by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008
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Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.
Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.
by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015
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salty nigger

An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.
"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend
by saltyborat December 17, 2010
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salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010
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salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
by poopfetishist October 23, 2006
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the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole
Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon
by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016
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