salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

salty popcorn

A term used to describe the taste of a man's testicles.

"So what do you think?"

"That's the salty popcorn I like!"

by Van Hoo December 8, 2017

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty

Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.

by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010

salty nigger

An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.

"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend

by saltyborat December 17, 2010

Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

salty ragdoll

when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......

boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"

girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"

boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009